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His Majesty the Emperor and the Empress went out on a microdressing tour to drink tea, Emperor: "There's a guy who's been sneaking a peek at you for a long time, I'll go kill him." Empress: "Don't bother ...... "Emperor: "This tea looks too substandard, let's cut the shopkeeper down." Empress: "Don't bother ...... "Emperor: "The hairpin you were looking at just now was actually bought by someone, I'm going to put him in the Heavenly Prison." Empress: "No need to ma...